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Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Waist (inches) | 25 ¼ | 26 ¾ | 28 ⅜ | 31 ½ | 34 ⅝ | 37 ¾ | 41 |
| Hips (inches) | 35 ⅜ | 37 | 38 ⅝ | 41 ¾ | 44 ⅞ | 48 | 51 ⅛ |