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Periodic Table Shorts

Regular price $34.99
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You will wear these... periodically! Put on your BOMB ASS BOOTY SHORTS and you'll be ahead of the curve. Everything you need to look and feel perfect, provided by the world's most scientific answer to style. As smart as you are, these Periodic Table Shorts will bring out the genius in you and accentuate the assets you want to show off. And if the going gets hard, the vibrant prints will give you that little energy boost you've been waiting for. 82% polyester/18% spandex.

 

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 25 ¼ 26 ¾ 28 ⅜ 31 ½ 34 ⅝ 37 ¾ 41
Hips (inches) 35 ⅜ 37 38 ⅝ 41 ¾ 44 ⅞ 48 51 ⅛
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