Periodic Table Shorts
Periodic Table Shorts

Periodic Table Shorts

Regular price $34.99
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You will wear these... periodically! Put on your BOMB ASS BOOTY SHORTS and you'll be ahead of the curve. Everything you need to look and feel perfect, provided by the world's most scientific answer to style. As smart as you are, these Periodic Table Shorts will bring out the genius in you and accentuate the assets you want to show off. And if the going gets hard, the vibrant prints will give you that little energy boost you've been waiting for.

• 82% polyester/18% spandex


Size guide

Waist (inches) 25 ¼ 26 ¾ 28 ⅜ 31 ½ 34 ⅝ 37 ¾ 41
Hips (inches) 35 ⅜ 37 38 ⅝ 41 ¾ 44 ⅞ 48 51 ⅛

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